bonesludge:

Dating means waiting for someone to fall asleep first so I can go through their wallet for sandwich shop punch cards.

Doing it right.

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After the earth dies, some 5 billion years from now, after it’s burned to a crisp, or even swallowed by the Sun, there will be other worlds and stars and galaxies coming into being - and they will know nothing of a place once called Earth.
Carl Sagan  (via aarynrose)

My fave pickup line.

(Source: saddest-summer)

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I didn’t choose the smug life…
Wait, yes I did.

illbeoutback:

If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

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lisafrankfurtschool:

(though we at the Lisa Frankfurt School believe in a rainbow-dimensional universe. as you might be able to tell.)

lisafrankfurtschool:

(though we at the Lisa Frankfurt School believe in a rainbow-dimensional universe. as you might be able to tell.)

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